devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

(via idjitwinchesterboys)

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

(Source: awwww-cute, via reddragon-and-redbeard)

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

(via incestuouschinchillas)

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

(Source: justbecats, via incestuouschinchillas)

trickstersherlock:

Peggy getting slowly more annoyed by the Americans she is surrounded by and their collective inability to use the letter U.

Steve writing her notes in which he adds a U after every O. Even the ones where there is already a U:

Dear Agent Carter,

Sourry abouut my ignourant American English. I’ll try tou dou better froum nouw oun.

Youurs,

Captain Rougers

Peggy retaliating by writing him notes without the letter U at all:

Dear Captain Rogers

Yo’re not fcking fnny.

yors,

Agent Carter

(via itmightbehere)

dehaans:

The other reason for introducing Wilson so early in the film was that they wanted him to appear before any conspiracy elements started showing up, helping to show the character as trustworthy, allowing Rogers to seek his help in the middle of the movie.”

There were debates about whether Rogers should have a romance with Romanoff, but they opted not to do it because it would sell out both characters. In particular, they felt that if that happened, it would appear that the only reason to have Black Widow in the film was as a love interest, and there was so much more her character could offer the story.”

out of all the marvel affiliates i only truly trust the russo brothers

(via doctorenterprise)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via troyesivan)


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